I just wanna pee normal....

Yes, you read right....I do just want to pee like a normal person.  It was so lovely to get my new instructions for peeing after I had McKenzie..."take this little bottle and do this and pat that".  Great!  Well just as I thought I was returning to normal I got some new instructions.
Halloween night I woke up with pain that I thought might be the end of me.  A late night trip to the ER and a CT scan later we found out I have kidney stones. And now my instructions are pee in this funnel and see if you pass them....never thought I would taking peeing like a normal person for granted.

NO worries No pictures for this one.  :)